Full Script of Sexes
by Fellegi-Nyitrai-Tolnay
INT. KATE HOME - MORNING
Kate and Chris laying in the bed. Kate gets up and goes to the toilet, recognizing the toilet seat is not in the ‚right place‘. She is shouting out to Chris.
KATE
Oh shit! Chris???
Kate goes out from the bathroom. The alarm clock is ringing, Chris doesn’t care about it, makes Kate nervous.
KATE
Come on! Wake up!
She wakes up Chris finally. He gets up and goes to the bathroom grabs the toothpaste which is pushed in not at the end but at the middle. He starts swearing.
CHRIS
Why can’t she understand?...
At the breakfast Kate puts too much sugar in the coffee which makes Chris angry, he spits out.
CHRIS
Fucking syrup! What’s wrong with you?
Chris goes out from the kitchen and falls over Kate‘s clothes, bags and shoes. (5 minutes later) He is waiting at the door while the Kate is getting ready. He has enough and leaves without Kate.
CHRIS
Kate? Kate? I’m leaving.
Kate is searching for the keys.
EXT. ROAD – DAY
Kate runs toward the in the sreet.
KATE
Heeeey...
INT. SHOP – DAY
They go shopping Kate is trying on a lot of clothes, Chris just sits, waits and doesn’t like any of them.
EXT. ROAD – DAY
As they get out from the shop Chris lights a cigarette that the Kate doesn’t like.
KATE
Oh come on. Stop smoking please...
They say goodbye and leave.
INT: BAR – NIGHT (loud music, they are shouting)
The girls go out to the toilet and start rumoring about the boys. While the boys do the same.
MARLON
How is it going with Kate?
CHRIS
No joy yet.
MARLON
How long is it?
CHRIS
Six weeks.
MARLON
Six weeks? (surprisedly)
CHRIS
Nightmare right. She told me she didn’t want our relationship to start out on a phisical basis as that is how it principally is going to be defined from then on.
MARLON
Where did she came up with that?
CHRIS
She read it in Cosmopolitan.
MARLON
Six weeks and no sex?
CHRIS
I’ve got balls like fucking melons I’m telling you.
INT. BAR TOILET – NIGHT
KATE
I read it in Cosmopolitan.
MARISHA
It’s an interesting theory.
KATE
Actually it’s a nightmare. I’ve been desperate for doing it. But watching him suffer was just too much fun. You should try it with Marlon.
MARISHA
What, and deny myself the only pleasure I got from him? Did I tell you about my birthday?
KATE
No, What happened?
MARISHA
He forgot. Useless motherfucker.
INT. BAR – NIGHT
MARLON
Useless motherfucker, that’s what she called me. I said to her, look I’m sorry but these things happen, let’s put it behind us.
CHRIS
That’s fair enough.
MARLON
Yes, but then she finds out out I’ve got a ticket for Iggy Pop the same night.
CHRIS
Was she upset?
MARLON
Very, „It’s me or Iggy Pop, time to decide“.
CHRIS
So what are you going to do?
MARLON
Well I’ve paid for the ticket.
The girls come back to boy‘s table.
GIRLS
What are you two talking about?
BOYS
Football. What are you talking about?
GIRLS
Shopping.
by Fellegi-Nyitrai-Tolnay
INT. KATE HOME - MORNING
Kate and Chris laying in the bed. Kate gets up and goes to the toilet, recognizing the toilet seat is not in the ‚right place‘. She is shouting out to Chris.
KATE
Oh shit! Chris???
Kate goes out from the bathroom. The alarm clock is ringing, Chris doesn’t care about it, makes Kate nervous.
KATE
Come on! Wake up!
She wakes up Chris finally. He gets up and goes to the bathroom grabs the toothpaste which is pushed in not at the end but at the middle. He starts swearing.
CHRIS
Why can’t she understand?...
At the breakfast Kate puts too much sugar in the coffee which makes Chris angry, he spits out.
CHRIS
Fucking syrup! What’s wrong with you?
Chris goes out from the kitchen and falls over Kate‘s clothes, bags and shoes. (5 minutes later) He is waiting at the door while the Kate is getting ready. He has enough and leaves without Kate.
CHRIS
Kate? Kate? I’m leaving.
Kate is searching for the keys.
EXT. ROAD – DAY
Kate runs toward the in the sreet.
KATE
Heeeey...
INT. SHOP – DAY
They go shopping Kate is trying on a lot of clothes, Chris just sits, waits and doesn’t like any of them.
EXT. ROAD – DAY
As they get out from the shop Chris lights a cigarette that the Kate doesn’t like.
KATE
Oh come on. Stop smoking please...
They say goodbye and leave.
INT: BAR – NIGHT (loud music, they are shouting)
The girls go out to the toilet and start rumoring about the boys. While the boys do the same.
MARLON
How is it going with Kate?
CHRIS
No joy yet.
MARLON
How long is it?
CHRIS
Six weeks.
MARLON
Six weeks? (surprisedly)
CHRIS
Nightmare right. She told me she didn’t want our relationship to start out on a phisical basis as that is how it principally is going to be defined from then on.
MARLON
Where did she came up with that?
CHRIS
She read it in Cosmopolitan.
MARLON
Six weeks and no sex?
CHRIS
I’ve got balls like fucking melons I’m telling you.
INT. BAR TOILET – NIGHT
KATE
I read it in Cosmopolitan.
MARISHA
It’s an interesting theory.
KATE
Actually it’s a nightmare. I’ve been desperate for doing it. But watching him suffer was just too much fun. You should try it with Marlon.
MARISHA
What, and deny myself the only pleasure I got from him? Did I tell you about my birthday?
KATE
No, What happened?
MARISHA
He forgot. Useless motherfucker.
INT. BAR – NIGHT
MARLON
Useless motherfucker, that’s what she called me. I said to her, look I’m sorry but these things happen, let’s put it behind us.
CHRIS
That’s fair enough.
MARLON
Yes, but then she finds out out I’ve got a ticket for Iggy Pop the same night.
CHRIS
Was she upset?
MARLON
Very, „It’s me or Iggy Pop, time to decide“.
CHRIS
So what are you going to do?
MARLON
Well I’ve paid for the ticket.
The girls come back to boy‘s table.
GIRLS
What are you two talking about?
BOYS
Football. What are you talking about?
GIRLS
Shopping.
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